Shallow rant, but… Am I the only heterosexual female who doesn’t find Ryan Reynolds attractive? Like not even remotely attractive. I’ve seen better looking strangers than him. He has a fit body, but what celebrity doesn’t? It’s not even a surprise. He’s really unattractive to me. I look at him and grimace.

It’s so good…

Edited part two haha.

My graduation present to myself should be the tattoo I’ve always wanted. And what better tattoo, than a quote from the one series of books that has changed my life forever and has meant more to me than any song, music, movie, piece of art, etc.? What better than some quote from some fictional characters that I find more amusing and wonderful than most of my real life acquaintances? Harry Potter! Forever inked into my skin. I’m excited.

Hello sexy Fossil wallet. :) (Taken with instagram)

Part two.My mom accidentally touched the “is” and smudged it, but hopefully it dries out ok and I can clean off the smudges.

Part one of decorating mortarboard.

Another weird lucky, not lucky situation. Rear ended a guy, but he let me go because he thought I was pretty. For like thirty minutes he just stood there mostly. I was like “Do you want to call the police?” “No.” So I’m like maybe he’s an illegal immigrant and is wondering what he should do. Totally stereotypical of me to think that but he said he was having a bad time, and he kept looking at his car, back to me, to the little sheet where I wrote my contact info and told him to send me the quote. I was just perplexed why he didn’t take my info and go or just call the police. Was he scared? He then asked “Do you want to get coffee or water?” I’m like ._. “What, no…” and tried to get back on topic because I just wanted to go home. He asked me how old I was and I had pretty eyes. I was like uh ok… then he told me I didn’t have to pay if I kissed him, to which I said no. He asked why, I said I had a boyfriend and he said “I have a girlfriend.” I’m like um… so that’s why he’s having a bad time. I think she was calling him the whole time too, because he got like 4 calls, but he never picked it up. Then he asked for a hug and he’d let me go so I was like “Um… ok, but JUST a hug.” Still not the brightest idea, but I felt bad for this guy. He just got rearended and he was probably having a shitty time with his girlfriend, and looked really “what is my life…” kind of thing. And ONLY because we were on a busy street, next to a bus stop where there were people waiting so he couldn’t kill me. He said I looked like an honest person, so he wouldn’t take my money (I told him I’d at least give him the $20 in my wallet). Tried to make a move instead of a hug and kiss me, I was like NO and he left. Weirdest/creepiest/scariest situation in my life. Didn’t have to pay though. To be fair, he didn’t even have a dent on his car. Just minimal scratches.

Can’t believe the “If you’re cute/decent/pretty, you get away with shit” thing is true. WEIRD.

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